parm bum

A parm bum is basically a saggy buttock that looks like someone took a chicken parmesan and lifted it up sideways so that all the sauce and cheese slid off slowly. This is what a parm bum looks like.

Manager: I was gonna tap that ass last time but then my employee had a parm bum so I had to get out of that warehouse.
Random Stranger: What?????? Weird flex but okay.

by EWITSACHEEGRUM November 28, 2018

Bum Crumbs

The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.

This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂

by IsThisNameTaken?LetMeCheck October 13, 2018

Bum Powder

When a person snorts a line of Cocaine out of their friends Anus

"Last night I was at My Girlfriends and I did some Bum Powder"

by WalkingThesaurus July 14, 2017

Bum Rind

When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.

"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."

"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."

by bumrind69 August 17, 2017

Bingo bum

When you have been sitting down for so long that your bum gets sore or numb. Bingo bum!

Cleo! I've been sitting for so long I've got Bingo bum🍑

by Saltyytats 🔪 January 25, 2019

BEach bummed

Having anal sex in the sand dunes with a stranger you met at a bar

anyone here you want to get beach bummed by later?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

bum a dart

Asking someone for a cigarette.

1: Hey man can I bum a dart?
2: Sure *hands cigarette*
1: Thanks man

by Rip 905 November 27, 2019