Mouth Burrito

vomit or the act of vomiting. usually from drinking too much booze.

"i don't remember last night, but i woke up covered in mouth burrito."

"hey that dude just mouth burrito'd all over the new carpeting!"

by Chewy! December 9, 2008

flying burrito

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.

A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.

by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008

filthy burrito

a filthy burrito is the act of placing your finger inside a womans mouth during sex most times after rubbing your finger on something else like ball sweat, booty juice, pre-cum, or some d.n.a.

foreign d.n.a. in a womans mouth is a filthy burrito.

by [e-mail] October 20, 2008

ECOLOGIC BURRITO

A FEMALE PERSON THAT WORKS ON THE ECOLOGIC AREA AND HAS A STINKY VAGINA

OOO MY GOD THAT BITCH HAS A HUGE ECOLOGIC BURRITO

by JE2388 March 9, 2009

Texas Spicy Burrito

When you chop a snake into little peices and have sex with a tortia, then sperm in it and eat it along with the chopped up snake

Dude im hungry' 'have a texas spicy burrito' 'nah i'm good' 'fag

by GMD68048 March 18, 2011

Michigan pineapple burrito

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)

Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."

by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011

burrito

Perjorative slang for a Beretta handgun (as carried by a military person or federal cop)

My burrito is rusty and it rattles so bad I can't hit the side of a barn.

by The Pirate of Pissants April 9, 2006