Brown Zebra

When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide
After Clarissa had Taco Bell, she went to the zoo and added a Brown Zebra to their facilities
by Plattimus July 19, 2020
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brown golf

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.
(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"
by Will & Chris May 16, 2006
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Brown Elevens

The mark left in your underwear after relieving yourself from a deep anal itch.
Man, my asshole itched so bad; I don't think the brown elevens will ever wash out of my undies.
by NoodleFag November 22, 2018
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kieran brown

a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
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that kieran brown is a complete waist of time
by myman42 May 07, 2019
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lauren brown

Lauren brown is a dancer. she's annoying and nice at the same time. I am secretly in love with her but nobody knows. She is sweet, sexy and always looks like she is eating something sour. She is a hottie and she often uses the potty! She is an awful writer but is even worse at math. Not sure why I love her so much, go get yourself a lauren today!
her face looks sour, she must be a lauren brown.
by bobthebrownie March 26, 2018
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Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.
"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"
by Koor November 21, 2004
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Doc Browning

A sexual scientific act in which one party peers into the anus of the other individual. This is done with either an empty paper towel roll or preferably a plastic table matt which is rolled up and inserted into the anus. When performing this erotic nerdy act please try to make mention of giggawatts in some regard or you can literally quote Doc Brown and say "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour....your going to seensome serious shit"
Chelsea wants to get her Doc Browning on but hates all the Tinder Douche bags. Chels will probably just Doc Brown herself .
by chelsea666 October 31, 2016
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