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Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.
Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012
mugGet the Brown Satchelmug.

brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact
Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.
by Rod Byron January 17, 2018
mugGet the brown massagemug.

house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.
Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown
by housebrown9 November 17, 2014
mugGet the house brownmug.

Brown Elevens

The mark left in your underwear after relieving yourself from a deep anal itch.
Man, my asshole itched so bad; I don't think the brown elevens will ever wash out of my undies.
by NoodleFag November 22, 2018
mugGet the Brown Elevensmug.

brown ear

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks
"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"
by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006
mugGet the brown earmug.

Brown Gonzalez

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.
Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!
by needs4crying May 25, 2009
mugGet the Brown Gonzalezmug.

Brown Bouys

When a shit a mess of floating turds.
I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
mugGet the Brown Bouysmug.

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