Brian Parker

A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.

Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"

by Izquierda July 3, 2016

The Brian Hansen

A golf swing where the result is a wicked push followed by a giant slice. The ball ends up 250 yards out (2 fairways over) at an angle 75 degrees off line of intended target.

The Brian Hansen isn't easy. Seriously try it, you can't make a ball do this.

by xswing October 30, 2008

Brian Nathanael

underrated gya piece of shit and he is adopted by a guy called mia khalifa and he is gay and fucks men

Friend : Hello guy.
Me : hi Brian Nathanael!
Friend : f u kid.

by Little kitty straight cat December 1, 2019

Uncle Brian

Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool

Omg He’s such an uncle brian!

by Maccapaccabeast69 February 9, 2020

Brian Miller

A Person who is an asshole to his friends and doesn't give a shit about him or his friends. Doesn't care for friendship and wants only what he wants.

"I'm A Brian Miller and I'm going to kick you from this call"

by Fowler18653 January 13, 2017

Brian Mitchell

A real nice guy who is always goofing around. He is very passionate about his beliefs and will never back down from an argument. He is protective of friends and family and isn't real interested in thots.

Aw jeez, look at Brian Mitchell over there with his pals, just goofin' around! I'm gonna stare at him for another few hours!

by lil pump suks May 20, 2018

Brian Laster

A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.

Man that guy is a total brian laster

by Guywithasmallone October 21, 2018