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Brian Parker

A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.

Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"

by Izquierda July 3, 2016