tuna blinds

Like beef curtains but odorous.

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.

by Grueller January 31, 2016

Born Blind

Definition:
An Asian that has eyes so small it looks like they're shut.

Sentence:
Chris: Hey Davit, that old Asian lady is born blind!
Davit: Oh damn!

by שואה (sheckles) October 6, 2016

vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.

How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.

by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016

truth-blind

A person who only believes lies,
A person who only sees truth through lies.

He is completely truth-blind, he believes all of our lies.

by xSoulFish January 29, 2017

beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017

tri blender

Girl who likes to get worked in all holes. Sometimes, preferably simultaneously.

Freaky?? That hoe is a tri blender! She was dual exhausting my boys and blowing me at the same time.

by Papewayo April 27, 2017

Comma Blindness

A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message

me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness

by commablindness September 21, 2017