biblical fail

a way fail that I personaly created meaning: A fail so huge that they would have rewrite the bible because you failed so badly!

Guy 1: I just got my ass beat by a girl!
Guy 2: BIBLICAL FAIL!!!

by t-bob94 September 21, 2009

Bible Thumper

Someone who loves God and tells everyone about his presence based on the bible and the greatness of him in a very positive light.

She studies the bible so much she must be a great bible thumper.

by therealdeal007 March 6, 2015

da bible

All that has to be said about an event, person, statement!

Powerful for good or for bad

Ohh! this hang over is 'da bible' (apocalyptic)

That physics professor is 'da bible' (tough)

Dude! my Birthday party was 'da Bible' (divine)

This homework is 'da Bible' (eternal)

by AlliP January 11, 2009

bible-thumper

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?

by betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004

Bibliosexual

Noun. (Bib-lee-o-sex-u-al) A bookworm. Someone who is so absorbed in books and literature that they have no time for socialization and a life. They're in love with books as a form of escapism with no need to face or deal with the outside world.

"That Jane is such a bibliosexual... All that damned studying she's been doing for exams, I haven't seen her in weeks!"

"Man that Tim is such a bibliosexual! I bet he lost his virginity to Jane Eyre!"

by Sarah_Clay May 27, 2006

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins January 5, 2009

Ghetto Bible

It is Generally the instruction manual for a DVD player, because people in the "ghetto" cannot afford and/or comprehend the REAL bible, and so, worship a DVD player instruction manual.

rich guy: hey im reading the bible and learning of jesus...because i can afford to ;)

Ghetto guy: i am reading a DVD player instruction manual (ghetto Bible) , because i am from the ghetto, which has developed its own church overtime and we have learned to worship DVD players.

HAIL SONY

by tyejfnsjtnr November 2, 2009