Cowboy Bear Ninja

A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.

The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.

Cowboy Bear Ninja

(see Rochambeau)

by town hall heckler April 24, 2012

Fyogi Bear

Fyogi Bear is Yogi Bears retarded cousin. He likes pancakes and cookies with chocolate milk.

Fyogi Bear: I want some panckaes!!! DOH
Yogi Bear: shut up Fyogi!!!
Fyogi Bear: awwww

by DeadRabbit October 22, 2013

Cinnamon Bear

Large Ginger Man that likes to drink Fireball Whiskey.

Cinnamon Bear went from zero to hammered... only took half gallon of Fireball this time.

by Palv January 15, 2015

Alaskan bearclaw

An Alaskan bearclaw is when your female partner has open cuts and you ejaculate on them

My wife screamed because of my Alaskan bearclaw

by spodderman May 23, 2014

The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.

The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.

by By and Large March 19, 2015

gravy beard

When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.

"I got gravy beard from being nose deep in the tang last night"

by BeardProbs September 23, 2015

queer beard

A man with so much detail into his beard that it becomes queerish in its own disign.

Look at shane's "Queer beard"!

by Cronomass November 4, 2017