Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.

Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!

by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011

rally beard

The beard you start growing until you reach your ultimate goal and can't cut it off until you get there.

Brian Wilson's rally beard keeps getting longer until he wins the World Series of Baseball.

I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.

by DjScratchWrecked'Em October 3, 2011

Taint Beard

A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.

The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.

He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.

by zombiepinup January 1, 2012

Sex Beard

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018

Bush N Beard

When a female who is all natural (hasn't shaved in a while) sits on a man's face who has a full beard. Otherwise known as an organic continental breakfast. Also known as bush on beard crime.

Erin and Bart totally bush n bearded last night, followed by an organic continental breakfast.

by Spanish Voice October 13, 2018

Bearded Clam

Sea Food,Louisiana delicacy

The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut

by spikenstein January 4, 2004

Anal Beard

when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice

George Anal Beard BUSH

by Harriers Mad January 21, 2009