The matted forest of pubic hair around the "tree" (i.e. cock). Often said with an underhand grabbing moition, and a deep gruff accent.
"Dude, I've got to clean the Motor-Oil from last night's sex romp out of my Tree Beard. Its like the Exon-Valdez oil spill, but it's in my pants."
by STEVE aka MAXIMUS August 28, 2007
Get the Tree Beard mug.when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.
by susie panties January 18, 2009
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This guy I know totally choked down a full Black Beard's Delight last night. He smoked it because he thought he was being cool. Just smelling that thing made me want to vomit!
by pneumaticninja July 7, 2010
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by foz2121 March 9, 2012
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The only known human who's given himself, a full frontal labottomy.
Once an educated man, until his brain was fried by ecstasy.
Quite often referred to as, BEANsy as opposed to BEAMsy.
Life and soul of the party, yet always the first to crash and burn.
The only known human who's given himself, a full frontal labottomy.
Once an educated man, until his brain was fried by ecstasy.
Quite often referred to as, BEANsy as opposed to BEAMsy.
Life and soul of the party, yet always the first to crash and burn.
by Paul Christian Taylor July 30, 2006
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