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British

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.
American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane
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The British Ballcuzzi

when a woman squirts into an empty bowl then puts the male's scrotum in the bowl. After this, she puts a straw in the bowl and proceeds to blow into the straw making bubbles in the bowl. This creates a British Ballcuzzi
Person 1: "What did you do with Kelly last night bro"
Person 2:" She's a baddie. She gave me The British Ballcuzzi"
Person 1: "wow! Nice bro. Also KSI is a fat neek"
by thethethethethethethethe February 25, 2021
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british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024
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British Calabria

“You live in British Calabria?”

“No, I’m from Scarborough.”
by RUFF RUFF July 17, 2022
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Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023
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British Calabrian

A resident or someone born in the Jane and Sheppard area of Toronto, Ontario, Canada also known as British Calabria.

Someone who is born in North America of Calabrian parents.
“Where do you live?”

“The Jane and Sheppard area.”

“So, you’re a British Calabrian.”
by RUFF RUFF July 17, 2022
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British Gay

Can be used as general term to describe a British person of any gender.

Especially those whom are middle aged, wear glasses and sing in choirs.

Other varieties include the eccentric British Gay; antique market dwellers, obscure classical music aficionados and inventors.
Linda, those wire rim glasses , short haircut and that lovely salt and pepper hair ..screams British Gay! Love it!

I love Anthony Hopkins, he is such a British Gay

My Mum spreads Marmite on her toast like a true British Gay
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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