by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011
Get the Bastard Fartmug. 1.) Someone who knows more about Final Fantasy and Star Wars than they know about life.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.
1.) Jojo is such a geeky bastard...(jk)
2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)
3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...
2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)
3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...
by cherry February 28, 2004
Get the geeky bastardmug. by Dstruxion April 16, 2018
Get the Ugly bastardmug. by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009
Get the Bastard childmug. When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
Get the Horny Bastardmug. A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.
May also go by: Chip, Chippy
May also go by: Chip, Chippy
by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017
Get the snaggletooth bastardmug. Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"
Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"
Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"
by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022
Get the Robbing Bastardsmug.