Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls
Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)
(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)
Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)
(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)
Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
Get the The Neutron Ballsmug. Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.
by manny420 October 30, 2013
Get the farty ballsmug. You can use it in the sense of someone or something being bad at something or look bad. Basically something that is not good or shit.
Nah that nigga Steven is freeze balls. Yo Nick your Air Force ones are freeze balls clean dem shits my boy.
by Anusassasin3228 June 19, 2020
Get the Freeze Ballsmug. I was feeling really gassy while my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed. I accidentally let a fart slip and I gave him a smelly ball steamer.
by SmuglyRose December 10, 2021
Get the Ball Steamermug. Other golfers lost-then-found golf balls along a golf course. Needed on those "off days" when you're driving every ball into a river, a pond or the enchanted forest of a golf course.
Though I couldn't find my Titleist Pro V1 after I chucked it into the woods, I found three Murray balls and pocketed them.
by SBPappa September 7, 2018
Get the Murray Ballmug. A person named Bill that tucks his small nut sack into his anus while wacking his acorn penis into submission. During this time he is crying when licking an onion
by Rewb12 December 9, 2020
Get the Billy no Ballsmug. An addictive sport that has captured the hearts and souls of players and fans across the metropolitan downtown New York City area, west of Wall Street. The sport takes the best components of such sports as tennis, ping pong, hand ball, volleyball, etc. and masterfully combines them into one.
Equipment:
1) An official Echo Ball, which looks very similar to a standard tennis ball, but much more professional.
2) A wooden desk that is wider than long, approx. 12' W x 6' L. Desk must have 8 holes placed evenly apart. 4 holes on each side of the court. Each hole is approx. 6" W. and 1' L. A wooden divider splits the table in half horizontally and a line dissects the table vertically so that 4 equal quadrants are formed. The 8 square cut out wooden pieces remaining from the 8 holes on the desk are to be placed on the divider evenly across forming a porous net.
Rules:
A 2 or 4 player game. 4 player game is played as doubles.
The rules are similar to ping pong unless otherwise noted.
The wooden pieces on the divider are in play. Fallen pieces are reset after each point. Any nearby walls are in play and are not considered a bounce. Example, a ball that bounces in your end than hits off the wall and then into the opponent's side is a legal play.
In doubles, a "lop pass" is allowed which is a move in which a teammate hits the ball into the air and his teammate hits the ball down onto the opponent's side. This move can only occur after the serve and return have been put in play.
Equipment:
1) An official Echo Ball, which looks very similar to a standard tennis ball, but much more professional.
2) A wooden desk that is wider than long, approx. 12' W x 6' L. Desk must have 8 holes placed evenly apart. 4 holes on each side of the court. Each hole is approx. 6" W. and 1' L. A wooden divider splits the table in half horizontally and a line dissects the table vertically so that 4 equal quadrants are formed. The 8 square cut out wooden pieces remaining from the 8 holes on the desk are to be placed on the divider evenly across forming a porous net.
Rules:
A 2 or 4 player game. 4 player game is played as doubles.
The rules are similar to ping pong unless otherwise noted.
The wooden pieces on the divider are in play. Fallen pieces are reset after each point. Any nearby walls are in play and are not considered a bounce. Example, a ball that bounces in your end than hits off the wall and then into the opponent's side is a legal play.
In doubles, a "lop pass" is allowed which is a move in which a teammate hits the ball into the air and his teammate hits the ball down onto the opponent's side. This move can only occur after the serve and return have been put in play.
Garganese: What is this game that these guys have been playing the last 5 hours?
Sprachman: Game? Oh, you mean Echo Ball. Its not a game, its a sport.
Sprachman: Game? Oh, you mean Echo Ball. Its not a game, its a sport.
by A true fan of the sport July 14, 2010
Get the Echo Ballmug.