Shrek Balls

The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp

Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.

by Kuumai March 23, 2021

Yeti Balls

1. (verb) When someone tea bags a girls mouth then promptly teabags an adjacent surface leaving behind a hairy impression to be found later.

2. (noun) An overly hairy ball sack.

I yeti balled Cynthia last night. You can still see the imprint on her face and pillow.

We notice at the gym that Peter had some serious yeti balls.

by gregulater September 8, 2009

Cutie Balls

a term created by me that is generally used as a term of endearment, as well as when referencing someone's testes (ones you might find particularly cute). The term can also be used when referencing anything particularly good.

Elizabeth: Look ! i just adopted a puppy !

Rose: awww cutie balls ! 🥺

*gets sent a dick pic*
Marie: omg cutie balls !

DD: i did really well on my AP exam !

Chris: that's so cutie balls ! good job !

by radiohorsecock May 9, 2021

dorm ball

Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops

we played an intense game of dorm ball at camp
i scored 5 times!

by twiss May 30, 2008

Mixer Ball

A ball played into a crowded penalty area, usually before a game of football takes place.

(ball is crossed into box)
Shouts of: Mixxeerrr baaall As everyone attacks the ball, usually with head or acrobatic volley. This is called a mixer ball.

by mixerr July 21, 2010

moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.

Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.

by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011

balls orchestra

an orchestra of literal balls, often performing a somber tune indicating an undesirable situation; usually silent in the absence of a conductor; often referred to as "balls harmonic"

After I tripped on the stairs, I was ready to cue the balls orchestra.

by Ken Deezy December 24, 2008