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bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.
"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"
by KJGUFYIGKHB February 18, 2024
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Bald Bubbly

Bald Bubbly (verb) is when you pour a carbonated drink inside a bald man's rectum and slowly drink it out.
Person 1: "Mr. Hamza is so attractive, I want to Bald Bubbly him!"
Person 2: "I'd drink cola outta that."
by ilovefufu232323 February 25, 2024
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emily-bald

A single word, used by Yorgos Lanthimos. For the film Bugonia (2025), the director asked composer Jerskin Fendrix to create the film score in advance of production. Lanthimos did not provide the script, instead giving Fendrix only four key words to work with: "Bees. Basement. Spaceship. Emily-bald."

Producer and actor Emma Stone, whose real name is Emily, and whose head was shaved on camera during the film, has argued that "emily-bald" is in fact two words. However, Lanthimos insists that it is one word, and further claims that he only gave Fendrix four words, and not five.
"Bees. Basement. Spaceship. Emily-bald."
by setagneb November 19, 2025
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Bald Randy

That dude Bald Randy used to punt every mfs back then... bro was a pure menace
by QuandaleDinglefan June 6, 2022
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bald nugget

Unprepared, lack of preparation
Corey you forgot your wallet! Don’t go in the store bald nugget
by Laundrybask3t June 7, 2022
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ok bald

when someone with a shaved head weighs in their opinion
person with shaved head: Harry’s house isn’t even that good

Emily: ok bald
by grodybrody June 7, 2022
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snow bald eagle

Special code word for coke that was developed by Jordan
Jordan-“Want some snow bald eagle?”
Nick-“What’s that?”
Jordan-“coke”
by Michael Hunti June 9, 2022
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