bagel finagled

To get your booty taken!
Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!
by Melvo_c_3 October 26, 2017
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Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.
by LyricalWordsmith420 April 02, 2018
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Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
by LyricalWordsmith420 April 02, 2018
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Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 16, 2024
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Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024
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Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 07, 2018
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bageler

Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.
That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.
by bageler123 October 01, 2015
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