Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*
Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*
Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019
Get the nerd bagelmug. When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public
by Lume9797 March 24, 2016
Get the Bagelsmug. When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022
Get the The Bagel Bitemug. A person who tends to ejaculate in a bagel and let’s the rats finish giving the powers beyond earth.
by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022
Get the Bagel ratmug. When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
by Dorkuss November 30, 2017
Get the Toasting the bagelmug. 1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
Get the trash bagelmug. When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 13, 2018
Get the Canadian bagelmug.