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dorm ball

Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops
we played an intense game of dorm ball at camp
i scored 5 times!
by twiss May 30, 2008
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ball neck

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS
Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.
by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013
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farty balls

Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.
Every time I sit in the Expedition and fart I get Farty balls.
by manny420 October 30, 2013
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lunar balls

A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.
Jimmy hasn't got laid for so long he's going to have major lunar balls!
by Peggyatthestar February 3, 2015
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Beef Ball

When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.
"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019
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fecal balls

When a man's scrotum comes into contact with his own feces during the evacuation of his stool. Typically this man ignores the fecal matter and allows it to fester on his ball sack. Fecal balls are commonly discovered during sexual activity.
Maureen wasn't surprised to find Jim had fecal balls. He never had the best hygiene. Luckily Maureen has no limits and cleaned him.
by Jasper73 August 8, 2019
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Freeze Balls

You can use it in the sense of someone or something being bad at something or look bad. Basically something that is not good or shit.
Nah that nigga Steven is freeze balls. Yo Nick your Air Force ones are freeze balls clean dem shits my boy.
by Anusassasin3228 June 19, 2020
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