"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"
"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"
"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"
by milphunter March 7, 2015
Get the alabama slammermug. by Joe Blow1 December 13, 2013
Get the Alabama Jerkmug. The Alabama Rodeo is when during sexual intercourse, you have your children watch and make bets on who will finish first. The children can also be used as help (i.e. if a towel is needed, they will fetch it. if the air conditioning needs adjusted, they will adjust it. if the condom breaks, they will always have a new one ready to grab).
My wife and I were certainly pleased with the Alabama Rodeo last night! The kids were so helpful! They even folded our clothes once we tossed them on the ground! BTW Macy (my little girl) won the bet.
by definitiondaryus May 7, 2019
Get the The Alabama Rodeomug. Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."
Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"
Ted- "Honestly,liked it."
Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"
Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"
Ted- "Honestly,liked it."
Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"
Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
by GhostrideUrMom October 7, 2021
Get the Alabama Thankyoumug. A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
by Dr Hymen Maximus January 15, 2021
Get the Alabama Handshakemug. Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.
My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.
by jestill May 23, 2012
Get the Alabama threewaymug. by Bamaman10 October 29, 2017
Get the the alabama slammamug.