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Adulterous Slut 

A person who sleeps with married men wither it be a married stranger, acquaintance, or perhaps even a friends husband the adulterous slut will go trolling for marriages that she knows, thinks, or can cause problems. Adulterous sluts have 99.9% of the time already been through every other man so they are desperate and troll for married ones.
Melissa Hassenger asked her friend ( acquaintance, classmate) if her husband had been stupid (unfaithful) because Melissa thought the picture of her friend holding a puppy implied that her husband had been stupid and she just wanted to know if everything in her friends marriage was ok. She's an adulterous slut trolling for marital problems.
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Adulting network 

A Facebook group of chronically online admins and people masquerading as “adults”. Essentially the living, breathing embodiment of the “that one friend who’s too woke”, meme. You like Harry Potter? You’re banned. You’re in one of their “enemy” groups? You’re banned. You have a different favorite color from one of the admins? You’re banned. They claim to be all about inclusivity and tolerance even though one of their admins got outed as a r@cist and another one turned out to be a p3do 🤡
“I got banned from the adulting network, but whatever.”

Adultphilia And Adultphobia 

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Adultery Dog 

The dog your dad buys for you after cheating on your mother/family in an attempt to reconcile the relationship.
Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.
Adultery Dog by Owen66 July 15, 2025

Adulting 

Typically used by the neurodivergent community, refers to doing chores and other adult tasks when it would otherwise be difficult for one reason or another.
I just changed the sheets and blankets on my bed; I'm adulting today!
Adulting by maniacalcarnee October 9, 2025

adultification

Adultification is a term used in psychology and sociology to describe the manner in which some children are treated by adults as being more mature than they actually are—such as when they are expected to take on age-inappropriate adult roles and responsibilities as children, and when they are taken to be as culpable as adults for any crime or wrongdoing.
In the United States, adultification is often used to refer to a form of racial bias, whereby black American children are assumed to be more culpable, and punished more harshly than white children, for the same offences done at the same age.

Adultbabyitus

An adult who’s acts like a baby. Either temporarily or permanent with absolutely no change.
Ew, Lisa! You have Adultbabyitus!
Adultbabyitus by bcshabnamfan2002 October 23, 2025