A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.
by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018
by A relative idiot May 21, 2021
by Lmaobixch October 20, 2019
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
by Ambrose Bierce April 09, 2004
Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.
by jeebus55 June 15, 2011
by Unknown_Fury June 22, 2010
a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021