willy warmer

Any cylindrical object, usually made of material, that looks as though a penis could fit snuggly inside.

What the hell is that, your willy warmer?

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Willy Jousters

When two guys take residence on a seperate form of transport(horse or Bike)either end of a run way whilst being naked and sporting a erection. When a whistle is blown you then both charge at each other with your erection in hand and try to knock off each other from their transport using your willy. If one guy comes then that's immediate disqualification and the other guy wins by default.

I am a willy jousters, i joust using just my willy

by Rusoe September 29, 2008

Willy Wonked

When someone throws a frisbee and it hits you on the head.

I got willy wonked by my freind shaun.

by 7chan September 23, 2019

willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

Grassy Willy

A Penis that has not been cared for and become green and infected

Sam had a grassy willy

by Mr A boy March 22, 2017

willy wilter

An occurence that makes the male reproductive organ become flaccid and unable to serve its purpose.

Person 1: "So I was fapping in the bathroom the other day, when I heard my mom and grandma talk about the bathing suit grandma usually wears during senior water gymnastics. I couldn't get the image out of my mind."
Person 2: "Aw, man, what a willy wilter."

by DerShovel February 12, 2014

willy leeb

a fisics teacher about 3 inches tall, wears size 3xl jackets, gangsta pants, and is probably packin 2 nines in his jacket, hence the need for such a large one, also, it is believed that several explosives, c4, an m82a1, a gas mask, some porno mags, and a small child are hiding in that fucken immense clothing

lets go paste pictures of that small old man onto the bodies of weird people!

by esteban bag October 24, 2004