Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.

Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.

by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Parker

Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!

Parker and pheonix are such a great couple

by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018

Parkere

Parkere is a great guy, who loves sex and men.

“dawg, you're like parkere.”

by whosthatt? July 2, 2023

Parker

A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.

Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!

by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018

Parker

Parker is a nickname esp. in Ghana refers to a person who like ladies and later have sex with them , when he is done with one lady, he then park her somewhere and take another to have sex and park her too. That is his nature..and is inherited from his blood line.

Mr. Eugene friends called him Parker those day when he was working at Brewery.

by kojocedis September 5, 2019

Peni Parker in a Circle

The symbol used for the American fictional company DuMont Corporation, a reincarnation of DuMont Industries. It features the Spider-Verse character Peni Parker inside a circle. This nicknamed symbol is similar to the V of Doom (from Viacom), S from Hell (from Screen Gems) and the P-Head (from PBS)

Random guy 1: Did you know about the Peni Parker in a Circle symbol?
Random guy 2: Yes! Although I'm a BIG Peni Parker fan, DuMont has some really nice symbol!

by hellothere356 August 18, 2023