The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Murder Tyridge Day

December 15 - be able to legally kill tyridge if a Christmas update hasn't been released yet

person: WHERE'S THE CHRISTMAS UPDAET TYERIDG!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS!
person 2: hey!!! it's Murder Tyridge Day!!! we can kill him now

person: heck yae

by adfawqq December 15, 2023

Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...

Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

Unattempted Murder

A murder of a fellow human being that has not been attempted, as opposed to attempted murder which did happen.

"Your honor, if I may speak, that was not a threat that I made, but rather a murder that would not be attempted out of respect for the law. An unattempted murder if you will."

by Weweresupposedtogetmarried August 18, 2023

Getting kids murdered

No. I'll complain all I want. But hey...

Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

Murder

Murder is very ok with the law. All you have to do is not get caught. Also its sexier if you murder someone in bed👍

I'm going to murder you in bed.
Lets fuck so I can murder you.

by [e-mail] September 22, 2023

Training partner murderer

You swing and miss Joe?

Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023