sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

by bubbles_2319 January 22, 2018

drunk tipsy

A really drunk person.

That guy is a drunk tipsy; he always drink and now he's about to fall over because he's so drunk.

by Sucky UNCLE January 22, 2016

skunk drunk

to be so high that you feel as impaired as you when drunk

Bud: Dude can you give me a ride?
Bro: Sorry my man bud im skunk drunk

by kykymot March 3, 2014

Dog drunk

Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.

Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.

by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022

"Drunk" Moi

Honestly, i have absolutely no fucking idea. This gives indescribable confusion, i feel drunk looking at it. Am i drunk?

Caspian: "The gc might get "drunk" moi.
Emily: "what."

by M O I S T September 11, 2021

Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015

Kendra Drunk

When you literally drink yourself retarded and regret everything in the morning but have no memory of it

Holy Shit I got Kendra drunk last night...

by K_is4_Kool January 30, 2017