Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016
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Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.
Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.
by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022
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Junk gut

When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling
Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut
by Booger13 January 16, 2013
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Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.
Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@
by Trelios May 29, 2020
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jankity junk

Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.
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flaming junk ball

how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.
i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!
by topdog14 February 11, 2016
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Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ
Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
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