The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley
by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019
Get the Flat Texas Theorymug. The most bad ass race car drives found in Pickerington Ohio . Deals with nothing but lights, speed and sound and most definitely their looks. They have their own crew apparel. One member of the frr in particular has serious trouble installing under-glow and can’t talk to girls. On the other hand another member of the FRR buys his girls.
Person 1- you ever heard of the Flat River Racers?
Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !
Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !
by Frr-accountant December 27, 2019
Get the Flat River Racersmug. "You get a filet mignon from Ruth's Chris steakhouse?"
"Yeah, then I gave the hostess the flat back filet!"
"Yeah, then I gave the hostess the flat back filet!"
by Mercian Male April 11, 2015
Get the Flat back filetmug. The E-flat clarinet is a member of the clarinet family, smaller than the more common B♭ clarinet and pitched a perfect fourth higher. It is typically considered the sopranino or piccolo member of the clarinet family and is a transposing instrument in E♭ with a sounding pitch a minor third higher than written.
The E♭ clarinet is used in orchestras, concert bands, and marching bands, and plays a central role in clarinet choirs, carrying melodies that would be uncomfortably high for the B♭ clarinet. Solo repertoire is limited, but composers from Berlioz to Mahler have used it extensively as a solo instrument in orchestral contexts.
It is important that the E-Flat clarinetist play in tune, otherwise they canmake an otherwise beautiful sounding band sound bad.
The E♭ clarinet is used in orchestras, concert bands, and marching bands, and plays a central role in clarinet choirs, carrying melodies that would be uncomfortably high for the B♭ clarinet. Solo repertoire is limited, but composers from Berlioz to Mahler have used it extensively as a solo instrument in orchestral contexts.
It is important that the E-Flat clarinetist play in tune, otherwise they canmake an otherwise beautiful sounding band sound bad.
Guy 1: Jesus, this band sounds terrible.
Guy 2: Well, it has an E-Flat Clarinet player.
Guy 1: Well, that explains it.
Guy 2: Well, it has an E-Flat Clarinet player.
Guy 1: Well, that explains it.
by Anonymo Dynamo February 3, 2021
Get the E-Flat Clarinetmug. A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?
Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!
Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!
by The Bizzle 1978 April 23, 2014
Get the Flat Sodamug. by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009
Get the old man with a flatmug. An old lady who has sat for too many years on her bubble butt and begins to flatten but yet still round forming a flat bubble butt.
by Downtoearthspace cadette April 11, 2017
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