Cabbage fever

When one isn't able to get an erection.
Whereas the stalk won't hold up the head.
Usually from a temporary reason ie. Nerves, drunk etc.
A term used jokingly on construction crews.

The man didn't have sex, due to a case of cabbage fever.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.

“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”

by SassySpooner January 8, 2019

daddy fever

When a very young guy or girl is really into an older guy about 10+ years above their age.

Person 1: I’m 33 and Griff is all over me. Putting his arms around me, flirting with me, initiating conversations about sex a lot with me which is fine but like-

Person 2: Full stop. It sounds like he’s got daddy fever. Don’t make a move and wait for the vaccine.

by PGwojowski March 16, 2023

bro fever

when you and your best friend spend too much time together and you start getting heated and annoyed with each other.

Bro 1- what do you wanna do when i comeover later?

Bro 2- youv been over at my house everyday this week! Dont you have somthing else to do?

Bro 1- Whoa..sounds like someones getting a case of bro fever.

by bkerr March 22, 2011

Scrandular Fever

When you’re hungrier than you’ve ever been in your life

Damn man i’m so hungry I think I might be coming down with a serious case of scrandular fever, it might be terminal!

by LeahW November 3, 2021

factory fever

Distorted feelings and attraction toward co-workers, whom you would normally not be attracted to; Usually due to long hours at work and limited contact with other human beings

"I've totally developed somewhat of a crush for my manager... he is not attractive at all. Factory fever is at work again"

by kagforever September 26, 2010

pinocchio fever

The act of walking around all day with a massive erection that just won't stop growing

Andrew had Pinocchio fever today in gym class.

by Defmaster69 March 27, 2015