A woman that pretends to be vanilla so she can lure unsuspecting men into her dungeon - where she crucifies them, covers them in peanut butter and jelly, and has her friends lick them clean while she masturbates in the corner.
A Dirty Antonia will tell you she's a gentle flower, but she's a Great White and will fuck you up in the bedroom.
by NordicSnack April 02, 2020
The Dirty Pico is when one defecates into the vaginal opening of a woman and the person who just recently defecated, eats the fecal matter out of the vagina. Spoons are optional.
-The Dirty Pico is one of the most distgusting things i've ever heard!
-Yeah, your mom liked it last night!
-Yeah, your mom liked it last night!
by Angus Spitzer January 06, 2006
When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown
John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati
by The Dirty Armati June 28, 2010
A Dirty Seb is when a male produces such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.
I got charged for man-slaughter the other day, I accidentally pulled a Dirty Seb on her. The funeral is next Saturday, but I’m not allowed to attend.
by The anonymous dic April 18, 2020
by Chuck December 02, 2003
The dry cleaner asked me how my trousers got in to such a state, I said "dirty Louisiana"; it just slipped out.
by Pink Oboe February 27, 2017
Diarrhea on the floor. Most likely from an animal or drunk person. Usually to be expected at a party, (especially at a bad one) in the closet at or around the coats; although unexpected on your bedroom floor. It's smelly and volatile, so keep a distance of about 50 feet in order to breathe.
Me and Luke laughed so hard when the dog left a dirty brownie on Selena's new shirt. That dog was our hero.
by Jacklinks September 03, 2007