To feign surprise or question something where it is glaringly obvious that what is being said cannot be construed in any other way. The person 'pulling a Dean" does so when a minuscule error in wording gives him/her the justification for questioning what is obvious to 99.99% of the population.
Oh my hat! I have to tell you about the time Craig was pulling a Dean. The other day I told him that my car was running low on diesel and that we needed to pull into a petrol station. And he said to me 'oh but I thought you needed diesel?"
by BobbyMarley28 August 02, 2019
Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 05, 2021
An absolute legend, he’s daddy to many people, a very heartwarming man, very easy to love, he will make your day when you talk to him.
by Mann067r August 02, 2022
by Dean walking away May 03, 2021
Kaye-Dean is a woman whose clothes are a bright multi-colored canvas of rainbows and crack cocaine. Her clothes epitomize the powers of EVERY power ranger EVER. She believes in baby Jesus to the TEEE,and also that love will keep us together. In her spare time,she directs traffic for the Kingston Metropolitan Police.
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YO,dawg,did you drive thru New Kgn this morning?
Yeah,there was so much traffic till Kaye-Dean came out.
-How do I get to your house, dawg?
-Simple,take a left at the Kaye-Dean.
Yeah,there was so much traffic till Kaye-Dean came out.
-How do I get to your house, dawg?
-Simple,take a left at the Kaye-Dean.
by Tharles April 26, 2010
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025