Splashatory Rape

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

sperm brow

overplucked eyebrows that resemble a single sperm, swimming towards the center of one's face.

Did you see Sally's overplucked eyebrows? That girl has a bad case of sperm brow!

by CLASH JCLC February 1, 2012

Sperm jerkers

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Spud cline

One who insist on talking about him self. With no credability to back it up. They would also use buzz words constantly to try to lend ones self credible as an educated human.

1.Hey do you know spud cline.

2. Yea I think I do he's the D bag who can't stop talking about him self.

1. Yep that's him.

2. What a tool bag.

by Bad ass fireman September 16, 2013

Spartan Shower

An ice-cold shower taken daily to enhance one's mental toughness and physical well-being. Spartans, for whom valued strength and pride as matters of high reputation, believed hot water was for the weak and emasculated; they frequently immersed in cold water for vigor and increased vitality. The Spartan Shower has numerous benefits including:

-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior

Jamey used to be timid, but he started taking Spartan Showers every day and now he eats bears for breakfast.

by SharkBass028 November 4, 2013

SPDP

When the phone operator is or does something dumber than the phone they are using. Stands for Smart Phone Dumb Person (SPDP)

"geez what's with all the SPDP on the train today?"
"Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find the place. SPDP"
"She takes way too many selfies. Total SPDP"
"Geez this restaurant is crap. Should've read all the reviews. SPDP."

"Just got a crap email from my boss. Shouldn't have checked it tonight. SPDP."
"now we've broken up I absolutely regret all the naked selfies. SPDP. Ugh."

by ClathanCo November 7, 2014

spitmin

A word Grayson Dolan used in one of his tweets that he made up.

I’m so excited holy spitmin

by Sophia Slimber February 17, 2018