Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

by ssoott May 10, 2023

Wilsoned

When a woman who has a heavy flow and still proceeds to have sex then puts the blood on her hand and smacks her partner in the chest after completion. Meaning a mixture of blood and semen

"I just Wilsoned that bitch."

by Hoeislife October 31, 2017

chubby wilson

(n) 1. A well rounded and rather plump penis that is average in size but packing mad girth.
(Adj) 2. Used to describe a very good, championship-winning caliber fantasy football team.

Jonathan's fantasy football team this year is going to win it all I swear, dude's got one chubby wilson!!

by The Chubby Wilson September 6, 2022

Canyon Wilson

A silly little retard who enjoys mainstream games and is a content creator. They are usually a gamer and one-trick DPS in every game they play.

Holy shit, that guy is being a Canyon Wilson by not swapping off of DPS.

by notmouselol July 30, 2018

Wilson

Wilson always sucking randy's dick

Wilson is a thot

by Randy123412312 May 26, 2018

Wilson

A sexy man with orange pubes. He has many parties and is still looking for X because he can’t find it. He gets turned on by his Math homework and loves golf. He likes golf because it involves beating small white balls.

He’s such a wilson!

by MABRY is boring April 9, 2022

Sharde Wilson

Sharde is a kinky girl, she is from darwin and has had sexual intercourse with many guys (who are much older). Don't mess with Sharde otherwise, she will uppercut you haha. Poor zef. GO BORRIS

dude 1: wow Sharde Wilson is so hot id tap that

dude 2: nah mate she is with zef
dude 3: bruh i already tapped that
dude 4: poor zef

by daddychickennugget96 October 29, 2019