willy warmer

Any cylindrical object, usually made of material, that looks as though a penis could fit snuggly inside.

What the hell is that, your willy warmer?

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Tant-willie

On a hot summer day when your tant is very sweaty and nasty. Rub your finger to get all of the scank and then insert it into a friends ear. Like as in a "wet-willie"

Tyler just got done telling that story were he fucked my mom. So I gave him a nice tant-willie. Ummmmm

by Chef Joe August 14, 2010

willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

Grassy Willy

A Penis that has not been cared for and become green and infected

Sam had a grassy willy

by Mr A boy March 22, 2017

Willy rocket

A willy rocket is when a sparkler is inserted into the tip of the penis and then anal sex is performed with a girl. After intercourse, the sparkler should be lit in celebration.

Man, I willy rocketed her good!

by TeddyBoyz May 28, 2008

beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 14, 2016

Willy Dogging

The act of reving ones engine immediately after starting, and right before shutting off the vehicle. Causing the exhaust to sound loud and draw attention to the vehicle.

-"Dude did you hear that car? it sounds cool"

-"Nah he was just willy dogging it"

by ThatGuyYouMet May 15, 2011