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White Girl Yoga
Shape without content. The degradation of philosophy into gymnastics and of spiritual depth and perennial wisdom into an aesthetic cliché.
White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .
It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .
It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
“I am really not sure about that ayahuasca ceremony. The facilitator seems very White Girl Yoga to me.”
“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”
-“Hey, do you like my new top?
-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”
-“Hey, do you like my new top?
-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
White Girl Yoga by Adam Andros December 24, 2020
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White Collar Kayfabe
In a business environment, everyone plays their roles as designed and expected.
The natural hierarchy is rarely rocked, due to the fear of sticking out, seeming petty, and of being blackballed.
Vendors over laugh at jokes to secure contracts, CEOs compliment staff in public because they once read something that says to compliment people in public, and nervous account executives overemphasize their local weather to open up zoom calls.
Essentially, everyone does and acts as predicted and as they are supposed to.
Kayfabe is rarely broken.
The natural hierarchy is rarely rocked, due to the fear of sticking out, seeming petty, and of being blackballed.
Vendors over laugh at jokes to secure contracts, CEOs compliment staff in public because they once read something that says to compliment people in public, and nervous account executives overemphasize their local weather to open up zoom calls.
Essentially, everyone does and acts as predicted and as they are supposed to.
Kayfabe is rarely broken.
Yurk: Hey, how is that RFP you are working on, I know it has been taking up alot of your time.
Rick: It has. I feel like breaking White Collar Kayfabe and just telling the prospect how smart they would look to their bosses by going with us, and how their history of stealing ideas from RFPs and labelling them as their own is why other companies don't want to work with them, but I can't. I have to play *THE GAME*.
Yurk: Ya, you definitely CAN'T break White Collar Kayfabe, you would get blackballed in your industry.
Rick: It has. I feel like breaking White Collar Kayfabe and just telling the prospect how smart they would look to their bosses by going with us, and how their history of stealing ideas from RFPs and labelling them as their own is why other companies don't want to work with them, but I can't. I have to play *THE GAME*.
Yurk: Ya, you definitely CAN'T break White Collar Kayfabe, you would get blackballed in your industry.
White Collar Kayfabe by Mike109999 February 21, 2022
White lung
The condition of respiratory irritation due to the chronic inhalation of chalk dust, as was typical in pre-"dry erase" academia. The condition can result in coughing, sneezing, and general respiratory discomfort. The academic may need to "get some air" following a feverish lecture.
"Man, the machine learning professor had serious white lung in class today."
"I was in Dr. X's office hours after class and he had some bad white lung"
"I was in Dr. X's office hours after class and he had some bad white lung"
White lung by PineapplePizza117 March 9, 2022
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White king Wednesday
Once a week White King Wednesday is celebrated by White people by eat grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast.
commonly performed by white supremacists who got mad they had no holiday for themselves.
commonly performed by white supremacists who got mad they had no holiday for themselves.
White king Wednesday by Jenks300 August 15, 2022