National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 1, 2019

National slap ass week

You may slap or GRAB anyone’s ass no percussions the week of November 2-6

Ya I got to slap her ass it’s national slap ass week

by The perv from Pakistan November 6, 2020

Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So the last 7 days of the month, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day for the entire week.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once every day all week

by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020

Running Back Appreciation Week

The week of Mother's Day to the week after where Running backs get rewarded for their hard work in football games

John: Hey Justin, I got you a present for Running Back Appreciation Week!
Justin: Oh thanks John!
John: No problem Justin

by XxX_God_XxX April 22, 2019

National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva

Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo

by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019

2cnd Tuesday next week

There is no second Tuesday so Basically its something that’s never gonna happen.

Boy:here’s the money you asked for however you have to pay me back ASAP
Girl:no problem how about 2cnd Tuesday next week.
Boy:okay sounds good Tuesday it is.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

National Sext a Friend Week

October 14th-20th

Sext a trusted friend.

Its National Sext a Friend Week.

by BigDickDaddyStalin October 15, 2018