twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.

I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

Waffle quack

An ignorant person who also happens to be obnoxiously lazy who makes up words and continue to use them throughout a conversation. Also there hair is similar to that of a ducks

My friend is such a waffle quack he won't even go to the other side of the room to plug in his phone

by wafflequacker July 7, 2011

pure waffle

saying stuff without meaning

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle

by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023

Victory Waffle

Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards

(Name) ate a victory waffle last night to congratulate a job well done!

by Novak06 September 14, 2023

Poop waffle

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain

My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle

by Eckel123 April 26, 2020

waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped

Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up

by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020