Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

by Noogle April 21, 2003

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

Vagine Au Jus

Aged drippings of the vagina

Jason offered some of his vagine au jus to his pals, from the night before.

by Red L September 11, 2020

Vaginalize

Definition: to make into a pussy.

Ex 1. That kid was only vaginalizing himself, he hasn't really followed through.

Ex 2. He is bluffing and will only just vaginalize himself later.

by zeta c November 28, 2015

Vedder Vaginal Viscerator

Eddie Vedder's winky (penis).

I got the Vedder Vaginal Viscerator last night and now my entrails are slapping my thighs when I go for my morning jog.

by vee-three February 22, 2024

Vaginitis

A reinforcement of the MCL that causes the knee to barely bend

Tristan- "guys, I can't go to the bars tonight because my knee hurts"
Alex- "stop being a bitch, you only have Vaginitis"

by Hoffy woffy January 27, 2022