Lemon Tree

Refers to a relationship between a Western man and his Asian girlfriend. The man will usually display one (if not all) of the following characteristics: White, old (often much older than the girl), fat, bald, often generally unattractive.

In most cases the woman does not speak English fluently and can be seen either wrapped around the man in public, smiling at him emptily, or staring off into space while the man hangs out with his English-speaking friends. She will likely be scantily clad and display hooker-ish tendencies although she may or may not be a prostitute.

Lemon trees are most frequently found in Southeast Asia, particularly Bangkok Thailand.

The phrase originated from the need for an innocuous term to acknowledge this phenomenon without the subjects knowing you are talking about them and/or judging them mercilessly.

(walking past the couple) "Did you see that lemon tree?"

(standing next to the couple) "The lemon trees are in full bloom this time of year."

(in an area with many lemon trees) "I didn't know there were lemon tree groves here."

by Six Demon Bag January 2, 2011

California Christmas tree

a palm tree decorated like a Christmas tree(palm trees are plentiful in California, Florida and other states with similar climates)

His parents did not believe in using artifical trees. However, no evergeen trees grew where they came form. The solution was to get a California Christmas tree.

by Light Joker December 15, 2004

tree lengthener

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.

"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."

by Sal1981 September 25, 2005

Treebird

A treebird is a prostitute who sleeps only with lumberjacks.

Malinda is such a treebird, when she takes off her clothes saw dust falls out.

by Paddy McGinty January 27, 2017

a tree named willie

when one is stuck in a wild fire and they are near a pot bush and they inhale the smoke and then get stoned

"it was so sad when austin was in that wild fire"
"yeah but i hear he at least had a tree named willie"

by desicraig July 2, 2009

Gimmeh tree fiddeh

The amount of money that the Loch Ness monster needs.

Made famous by the hit tv show South Park, wherein Chef's parents recalled the time they visited Scotland. Whereupon the Loch Ness monster rose outta the lake and said "gimmeh tree fiddeh"

*Loch Ness monster rises from the water*
Nessie: Hey, man, gimmeh tree fiddeh.
Man: I ain't got no tree fiddeh.
Nessie: C'mon, man, all i need's tree fiddeh.
Man: Listen, dammit, I ain't got no damn tree fiddeh.

by Gimmeh_tree_fiddeh October 14, 2009

Charlie Brown Tree

(n.) A sapling with little to no branches on it, especially during the winter where some individuals will decorate said sapling with ornaments that will ultimately weight it down. This can normally be seen in newly developed subdivisions in the suburbs and project housing.

"What the Hell is that thing leaning? Are those ornaments on a twig? Looks like someone decided to make a Charlie Brown tree for Christmas."

by tish_wyrd October 18, 2008