Town Lifer

Work in the town you grow up in, have kids go to the same schools you do, maintain within the vicinity

Justin: I think I’m going to become a school teacher and coach in town

Jeff: So you want to be like a town lifer, that’s good

by Timwallll August 22, 2019

town unicycle

Similar to the town bicycle, except this girl is always seemingly being ridden by an ass clown.

Hillary is hot but she's the town unicycle, no telling how many clowns have rode her around.

by MaCRi December 20, 2007

freaky town

A crazy almost magical place that can only be accessed by 3 select men: Ben, Sam, and Tj (the mayors). To go you must be completely willing and be able to prove yourself worthy. A special screening process/ceremony is performed in which the three mayors decide if you are worthy enough to go and be part of freaky town nation. Once a citizen you are considered one for life. Also, the song "funky town" must be sung during the ceremony by replacing "funky" with "freaky."

Girl: Have the mayors ever taken you to freaky town?
Steph: OMFG, yes! It was the best time ever.
Courtney said she wanted us to take her freaky town but the mayors agreed she wasn't ready yet.

by Benjimen January 11, 2009

banger town

When you hear an amazing song, unlike any other song you've ever heard and it makes you feel some type of way.

"Bro you heard I'm On One by Drake? Fucking BANGER TOWN!"

"That song is such a banger town dude"

by chachithecreator April 1, 2020

town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.

"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-

by Silver G. December 15, 2010

Virgin town

Where jacks dad lives

Where does jacks dad live?
Virgin town.
Oh ye thanks Ragnar.

by Sam O Rorke May 18, 2018

town of hillsboro

stuck shit baseball players whose parents always complain about calls then go face-to-face with coach and threaten to kill them.

hillsboro parent: "thats a shit call!!!!"
PDC parent: "we don't appreciate what you said"
***PDC PARENT GETS CHASED AND THREATEN BY WILD AND DRUNK HILLBILLY***
the town of hillsboro is always full of drunks

by KUMMQUAT July 9, 2018