A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
by America's Angel November 14, 2010
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Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
by Cherrubim March 27, 2011
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a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
by ACE L March 31, 2009
Get the angry toilet mug.When hooking up with a girl who is intoxicated beyond the point of no return, you have the girl bend over and grab the toilet while she throws up, and during her regurgitation you have sex with her from behind as the girl holds the toilet for support.
David: Dude, did you have sex with that drunk girl at the party last night?
Ryan: Yeah dude, I had her doing the Classic Toilet Grab!
Ryan: Yeah dude, I had her doing the Classic Toilet Grab!
by superdooperpooper69 June 9, 2010
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Get the Naggy Toilet mug.A toilet where the seat is either too small or oddly shaped, resulting in your pecker not being able to stay below the seat as it usually sits when taking a dump. A Peak a Boo toilet can make for a very interesting bathroom experience.
"Yo Craig did you notice that Kyle has a Peak a Boo toilet at his house? My pecker was confused man."
"Wow there's my pecker...thanks Peak a Boo toilet!!!"
"Wow there's my pecker...thanks Peak a Boo toilet!!!"
by Hoggy B. July 30, 2007
Get the Peak a Boo Toilet mug.A quite very shitty series made around February of 2023, it is a toilet singing a dead meme song, and it goes to the camera. Its fanbase is full of 0-11 year olds who do everything in their power to talk about it, or nonstop defend it when people over 11 actually dislike it, there is quite literally zero lore, and it is only there for money. The "series" is on YouTube shorts which is shit in its own category. Tldr, shitty series made by inbred twat
Cunt who is under 8: have you heard of Skibidi toilet??? Skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibidi dom dom nee nee skibidi dom dom dom yes yes cameraman tv man and tv woman kill skibidi toilet
Guy on the street: fuck off you retard, skibidi toilet is shit!! go away from me you low life mong!!
Guy on the street: fuck off you retard, skibidi toilet is shit!! go away from me you low life mong!!
by ipoopedmypantsgaming123 September 16, 2023
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