higher than bat pussy

Used as a figure of speech, saying that someone is very high.

"Man, when I hit that bong, I was higher than bat pussy."

by tejano_in_iowa October 2, 2006

Woker-than-thou

Someone who believes to be more "woke" than the average population. This person always tried to dominate a conversation and ridicule opposing viewpoints. His views are the smartest and the most ethical. Any attempt to make him or her see a different point of view would be a sign of willful ignorance.

Stop acting so woker-than-thou! You don't have the answer to the world's problems.

by Fed-upmillenial30 July 11, 2020

Better Than Ezra

a band from louisiana named after a former members grandfather. his name was ezra.

Better than Ezra exists.

by publius bloatalus July 31, 2005

thanatophilia

Obsessive facisnation with corpses and/or death.
Sometimes used in place of necrophilia but not nessicarily with sexual meaning.

Girl: Ew! How can you be into that stuff?
Girl #2: It's called thanatophilia. I find it cool how some people die and how their bodies look afterward.

by thanatophile May 24, 2016

less than a gogo

Meaning absolutely awful and most often used when referring to food or somewhere that serves it. Originates from the poor quality of Pizza Gogo takeaways, especially the one near Alleyn's School in London. Pizza Gogo's motto is 'Don't Go For Less Than a Gogo' which some may find comical because the quality of the food and service at Gogo is so poor that anything less would be laughably awful.

John: "Is that kebab shop up the road any good?"

Jim: "Oh no man it's less than a gogo."

by Phaidan October 25, 2006

hotter than shit sauce

Phrase used to describe the unbearable heat one must endure when there is either no air conditioning or the air conditioner is broken.

This fucking office is hotter than shit sauce.

by warden.firewire August 9, 2008

straighter than a honeymoon dick

A)The assumption is that if you are a good, decent, god-fearing, American man, you will have waited to fornicate with a woman until after your wedding/(start of honeymoon). At which point your Johnson will be fucking ready to go... pretty much anything straighter than that.

B)a phrase most often heard from douche-bag male golfers, who mutter it under their breath in frustrated confusion after slamming the ball totally through the break of their given line while putting.

A)"All's I'm saying is there are some guys you just don't have to question, for instance Chuck Norris is 'straighter than a honeymoon dick'"

B)Caddie: You can sink this one Rmull I'm sure the line is a cup on the left.
(golfer putts and misses a cup on the left)
Douchebag: "Your fired! (now grumbling) Fucking putt was straighter than a honeymoon dick.

by Stubalove July 1, 2011