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brown brow

Brown-Brow: Brown-brow is the result of someone having fecal matter smeared across their forehead in the typical "unibrow" fashion.
My brother Jonathan pissed me of so I gave him a brown brow.
by jwhembree February 19, 2009
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brown mosquito

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off
Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!
by brown_mosquito May 25, 2014
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brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).
Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.
by Don McGueef May 26, 2014
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brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet
Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.
by shockalala July 19, 2014
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house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.
Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown
by housebrown9 November 17, 2014
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brown cowboy

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style, he suddenly pulls out and rams his un-lubed dick into his partner's ass. He then grabs their hair and pulls it while fucking their ass. The goal is to see if he can stay in for eight seconds.
I was getting bored while banging my girlfriend last night so I pulled a brown cowboy.
by Nacho Cespedes December 1, 2014
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Brown Turtleneck

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.
This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!
by Teh Duder December 2, 2014
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