Matt Evans

Sickest awsomest Man Alive!

Thats so cool. Not as cool as Matt Evans!

by FiddleMan October 20, 2008

Matt Lauer

A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.

Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!

by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017

Matt Walters

a try hard who would cry if he got a 99/100 on a test

"Kid cried because he got 1 point off! What a Matt Walters!"

by blind_squirrel May 10, 2022

Matt Damon

Verb. To actively pursue a group or individual for the purpose of performing advancing hand-to-hand combat techniques upon them. This is not to be confused with "Jason Borne", a verb which is similar to Matt Damon except the attacker does not know why he must attack his targets.

Liam Neeson- "If you don't tell me where you took my Doritos I'm going to Matt Damon you!"
Marko- "Good Luck"

by PabloMcCaso May 27, 2013

Matt Schlapp

A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.

We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

Matt Shirk

A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.

My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.

by Calvino, the Calvinist September 18, 2019

Matt The Robloxian

Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to

Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to yes

by MattTheSussyImposterBoy July 8, 2021