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Brooklyn

Beautiful, sweet woman of superior intellect, who is also a nuclear weapon in bed. Now the definition of the perfect girlfriend.
"When we had thermonuclear sex I knew she wasn't just another Frazetta goddess, she was a Brooklyn"
A young woman you wish you'd married instead of your ex-wives. "I wish I'd scored a Brooklyn"
by alwr October 7, 2022
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Brooklynitis

When someone moves to Brooklyn and becomes impossible to reach or spend time with. Using the excuse that you’re far away and it’s expensive and time consuming to travel and they feel guilty by inviting you over. Like...bitch it’s a two way street and you’re the sucker who chose to move there.

When someone moves to Brooklyn and never looks back. Makes new friends and barely reaches out. Saying they’re really busy even though they’ve got a healthy social life, but don’t/won’t include you in it.
My last roommate, who I got along with has brooklynitis now since moving to BedStuy.
by nightclan November 30, 2020
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Brooklyn

She is a mean cunt that likes to hit people fore no reason she also is not independent and she likes to spend money on worthless shit that doesn't matter and she's black which makes her even worse.

"Mom can i go to the store"?

"No you can not"
"fine fuck you bitch"
Brooklyn annoying
by weridguylol20223 June 20, 2023
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Brooklyn Cellphone

Yelling out the window as loud as possible to talk to your neighbors or family on the block
"Dad left the house without his cellphone"
"he just left, you should still be able to tell him with your Brooklyn Cellphone"
by The noisy wrist November 18, 2019
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Brooklyn Brunch

The act of imbibing a mimosa into ones penis then releasing it on someone's breakfast.
Samantha: Ummm why did the waiter just piss all over my eggs?

Charlotte: Oh, I forgot, this is your first time in the big apple. It's a Brooklyn brunch, hun.
by Little stumpy November 2, 2019
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Brooklyn

Brooklyn is an amazing friend!! When you meet her at first she will by shy but once you get to know her more she will open up and will be so fun to be around!! She is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!! There are guys that might like her but she sits around waiting for one and he may have hurt her before but she is still waiting. She comes from a broken home and a hard childhood but she does her best to keep a smile on her face everyday!! Once you have a Brooklyn never let her go and give her that chance!!
girl: "Look thats Brooklyn!"

guy: "Yea she is so cool and popular and cute!"

guy2: "Bro you still like her after what happened?!"
by Dancer that loves her fam February 25, 2024
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Brooklyn

The biggest thot you will ever meet. Also SHE STEALS YOUR MAN!!
Brooklyn: iM nOt StAnDiNg LiKe A HoE, I have a back condition

Person1: is it called “hey I’m a thot come get me”
by That random gurl May 13, 2019
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