Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
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Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.
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You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.
Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.
(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself
(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself
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Get the time to kill myself mug.Alcohol in a jar or bottle, often brought in bulk to a celebration.
Also known as fun, hooch, hippie juice, and baltic tea.
Also known as fun, hooch, hippie juice, and baltic tea.
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Get the time travel juice mug.Time breaker form is used mainly by Kenji Lescara to dramatically increase speed. When it's activated the user's defense is decreased by about a quarter for a dramatic increase speed. This form does not require any energy for usage, in fact it slowly regenerates any damage while in the Timebreaker Form. Timebreaker Form has different stages and types The Etherial version and the Nightbreaker Form.
book: "Timebreaker form can be taught to others with similar blood ties but requires immense training to perfect."
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See also: shine time
See also: shine time
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This word/saying means every time he makes a video and we support it helps him pay his bills.
This word/saying means every time he makes a video and we support it helps him pay his bills.
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