Three Way Log Jam

When three dudes try to stick their dicks in the same hole, all at once. Could be a woman's vagina, butthole, mouth, nostrils... could be a man's butthole, if you want to be gay about it.

All three guys got shit on their dicks when they accidentally created a three way log jam.

by Phil Biederman July 17, 2011

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

Three Meat Treat

Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.

Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)

by Joseph Dirt III July 30, 2016

Threepercented

Or just 3%ed - the nickname of Alexander Lukashenko, when in the network in different quizes , amateur online exit polls (coz Government banned fully making exit polls,fearing real result of Alex's popularity in society of Belarus) people found regularity in the number of collected percentages of supporting voters - 3 %.

Alex Lukashenko on contarary says that in real the supproting him citizens of Belarus near 80%, which was revealed on 2020 Belarusian Election in 9th of August.

- Why the roads are banned?

-See, a cortege of cars is going
-Who are going?
-Threepercented!
-OMG, once more time. Why he cant just sit in the President Palace?!

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

power three

1. Shit
2. Shower
3. Shave.

The three "s". It is what every man needs to do to get ready to go out, also known as the power three.

Similiar, when leaving the house to make sure you have your phone, wallet, keys.

You are about to go out for the night and you need to do the power three. Shit, shower and shave.

by Peter Thorpe October 21, 2008

Ballin' Three-Six-O

To possess an aura of self-assurance that emanates from one's body in a circular fashion in all directions simultaneously.

Ted has the perfect golf swing, a swell girlfriend, the company's top accounts, and a brand new car; he is ballin' three-six-o.

by das_bro June 10, 2009

russian three

2 women 1 man gruop sex

Russian three is always better than the swedish three.

by ZZLT January 5, 2011