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Waffle Boy

A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.

The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!

Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!
by jazzy.macca August 20, 2018
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Thot waffle

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch
That how is a thot waffle
by Misslinds March 31, 2023
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Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.
Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!
by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021
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Cheesy Waffle

1. a waffle covered with a lot of cheese

2. used in place of all derogative terms

3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere
1. I ate a cheesy waffle.

2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!

3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.
by Vongola1208 January 19, 2011
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Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.
Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.
by StingyZebra May 17, 2014
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Waffle Thread

When a thread is so saturated with information that the only things left to talk about are 100% off topic. Often the New off topic disscution will have to do with the obvious masterfulness of the everyday house hold waffle.
Kingcool: What is the capital of Washington?
Frogguy232: Olympia
Dreadlocked: Damn waffles are good aren't they?
Frogguy232: This thread is now officaly a waffle thread.
by Ungraylessness March 31, 2008
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Whiffy Waffle

by CarFlo_Is_Bae July 4, 2016
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