A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.
John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"
by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010
Get the poke-a-hauntusmug. Opposite of a weenis (your elbow skin), the weegina is on the other side where your arm creases when you bend it.
Me: lol i just touched your weenis!
Amy: yeah well I just stabbed your hokey poke backwards elbow area!
Amy: yeah well I just stabbed your hokey poke backwards elbow area!
by Letsgetdangerous90 August 24, 2021
Get the Hokey Poke Backwards Elbow Areamug. Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
Get the Maintenance Pokesmug. by BakedNoBeans August 14, 2019
Get the Pokemug. something that happens to a person when they are snooping through someone's phone without permission.
Stupid bish picks up her friend's cell phone and looks at the text messages. The first unread message reads "poking on the fly" if she does not enter the correct password.
It is similar to "owned"
It is similar to "owned"
by Adamridlinglol March 18, 2010
Get the Poking on the flymug. "I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016
Get the Coke and Pokemug.