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Plate Racist

Person who recognizes the superiority of dishes part way 'tween plates and bowls and decree other dishes to be inferior
In the end we're all just plate racists who want to find bowls that sort of look like plates that are sort of like bowls.
by Ive_had_wrse January 20, 2024
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Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.
I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.
by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021
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Jambinese number plate

"Jambinese number plate" is the slang term for "bra", as "BH" is code for Jambinese number plate. Whereas, this acronym "BH" (standing for "breast holder") is incidentally also the Indonesian word for "bra".
When she joked about her "Jambinese number plate", we all laughed because it was a clever play on words for her cute new bra!
by Emotional Cruiser December 1, 2025
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Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.
The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.
by ancestaera February 5, 2020
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plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass
Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.
by fishgaming June 29, 2023
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Fiesta Plate Special

Noun, when a person has diabetes, hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and renal deficiency. Usually caused by eating a lifetime of Fiesta Plates. Occurs in about 80% of the Guam population.
Nurse - "Hey Doc, we just got a guy check into the ER"
Doc - "What's his past medical history?"
Nurse - "He's got the fiesta plate special"
Doc - "fuck"
by Milo277 August 17, 2015
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Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.
I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat
by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024
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