Mark Evans

He is an absolute idiot

Ohhh Mark evans is so stupid

by pangoreo December 13, 2017

The Mark Bark

When an old man sneaks into a woman’s window, has sex with her and after finishing grabbing her dog to clean your penis.

My penis is so clean now because I did the mark bark.

by The overnighters June 29, 2022

excremation mark

a cross between excremation and exclamation when something is undeniably shit but is equally alarming too

"Hey Joe did you see the x factor winner Leon has gone into the charts at number 2, his song is pap 'excremation mark'"

by tiest-o-holic February 27, 2009

Bloatation marks

Streaks of poo stains on white underwear, also known as skid marks, but in this instance occurring as a result of farting.

Man 1: bro what's going on? why does your house smell like bleach?

Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.

Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.

by Wpprsnppr November 10, 2013

Pulling a Mark

1.) Lying about everything, just because it doesn't matter.

"That's not true, your dumbass, stop pulling a mark, you know you're lying."

by Ricky Babaganoosh May 17, 2009

Fuck Mark

A hickey; A bruise you get from someone sucking or biting on areas normally located on your neck.

Look at all those fuck marks on Jessicas neck. Her and her new boyfriend are are always mackin' on each other.

by asdfghjkllll January 5, 2010

Pull a Mark

When you say you are going to do something, but back out at the very last minute.

He will probably pull a Mark and call us in an hour saying he has to watch a movie with his mom.

by mustang23 January 9, 2009